I am definitely one of the more cheaper mofos out there in the world.

Like, you want me to pay extra $ for food delivery? No, thank you. I would rather walk my ass down a couple blocks to the neighborhood pizza shop and deliver it to myself.

I’m just not that kind of generation where I will pay up for time + convenience. I am the daughter of a Chinese restaurant cook and seamstress who raised me to not waste a dollar if I can help it.

In this week’s issue of Sampan Newspaper, it’s “Living the High Life.