My body is now made up of 75% candy – primarily, Snickers and Twix fun size bars. Once again, I overestimated just how much candy was needed. I bought four giant bags, but only three trick-or-treaters were brave enough to venture up our creepy front steps.
Anyone else have this happen to them?
I am definitely one of the more cheaper mofos out there in the world.
Something that you come to appreciate later in life is the fact that Asian don’t raisin.
Where did the summer go?
Happy August Moon…errr…Mid-Autumn Festival…but then that’s not until September 13, 2019…so…I dunno 🤷🏻♀️
I unearthed a find this evening!
Who wears a long sleeve, hooded sweatshirt in 95 degree weather?
Rice is serious bidness. In this week’s issue of the Sampan Newspaper: Who cares what the next iPhone 11 will look like – we want to know what the latest rice cooker technological advances are…well, not me, but for some reason my mother is obsessed with having the latest rice cooker even though the only …
Find out what happens when you go to someone’s house and…they don’t require you to take your shoes off.