My brother’s friend once helped me out by fixing our boiler. I’d never met him before. The first thing he said to me after hello was “my wife is Asian.”

I stood there and was trying to process what value that added to the conversation. What did he expect me to say in response?

And so, this comic is dedicated to all the men out there who are married to an Asian woman and feel the need to declare it to the world: As an Asian woman, I do not care – nobody does.